The Bro of Jimmy · A Tropical Affair
Meet Jimothy.
The raccoon who outdressed the family.
$JCHOO is the world's first couture-grade memecoin. Silk suits, sunset yachts, and diamond-set paws. Jimmy stitches the shoes — Jimothy runs the empire.
Chapter I · The Family
Jimmy makes the shoes.
Jimothy makes the market.
Born in a five-star dumpster behind the Amalfi Ritz, Jimothy Choo grew up rifling through the couture offcuts his brother Jimmy tossed aside. What started as trash-panda thievery became something else entirely: taste.
Today Jimothy summers on a private atoll, winters in Monaco, and prints candles on chart between martinis. $JCHOO is his ledger — a memecoin cut from silk, stitched by degens, worn on-chain.
1B
Supply
0/0
Tax
100%
LP Burned
The Lookbook
Sun. Silk. Signal.
Season SS/26 shot on location — Saint Barth, Capri, and a rooftop in Miami we do not name.
Sundown Regatta
Look 01 — Linen & Coconut
Emerald Hour
Look 02 — Silk Robe, House Gold
The House Promise
100% Fair Launch.
No presale. No private allocations. No insider bags. Every guest walks through the same velvet rope — Jimothy included. The whole supply hits the market at once, priced by nothing but appetite.
The Ledger
Tokenomics, tailored.
Cut clean. No hidden seams. Every thread on-chain.
Supply
1,000,000,000
Fixed. Immutable. Elegant.
Buy / Sell Tax
0% · 0%
The house of Choo does not tax its guests.
Liquidity
Burned
Locked away like the family safe.
Chain
Solana
Fast enough for Jimothy's schedule.
Team Allocation
0%
Nothing for us. Everything for the bag.
Vibe
Silk & Signal
Tropical luxury, degen decorum.
The Acquisition
How to acquire $JCHOO
A four-step ritual. Poured slowly, like a good vintage.
01
Commission a Wallet
Install Phantom or Solflare. The house recommends Phantom — clean, mobile-ready, and it holds your JCHOO like a velvet-lined vault.
02
Fund with SOL
Acquire Solana from Coinbase, Binance, or MoonPay directly inside Phantom. A modest sum suffices — Jimothy does not judge portion sizes.
03
Visit the Exchange
Open Jupiter or Raydium. Connect your wallet with a single, decisive click. The official $JCHOO contract address will be revealed here at launch.
04
Swap & Ascend
Confirm the trade. Set slippage to 1–3%. Welcome to the atelier — you are now dressed in $JCHOO.
Official Contract
Revealed at launch.
The address will be published here and across official channels. Anything circulating before then is an impostor — and poorly dressed.
"Cryptocurrency is a scam. Unless it's dressed in Jimmy Choo."
— Jimothy, probably